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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine. I completely agree.

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label.

Wine one one

…and then I said "Oh Noooooooo… my wine glass is empty! Quick… call wine one-one!

Wine Saying

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

This was true for me today. Actually, this whole sticking week. Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

This is on my list of qualities I need in a man.

I know I'm going to be best friends with someone when they tell me that they hate people. heart you friend!

Yes, I am quite aware that you have nothing better to do in life than come at me. I would get mad and offended but I always get such a laugh! Please, continue!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not sure if my headache is because I'm dehydrated or that I need caffiene, but I'm fairly certain that it can be fixed with a bottle of wine.

somedays

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm having one of those days that skipping coffee and going straight to booze seems completely acceptable

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