Say this.

WAY! SOOOOOOO H8 TO HEAR 20SOMETHINGS WHINE BOUT THEIR LIVES! DO SOMETHING AND BE SOMETHING FOR A FEW DECADES BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN! (Mena =)™

Sarcasm. I put that shit on everything. #sarcastic #humor

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This masterful pun.

I'm not saying I hate you, but ...

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Actually taking the high road.

Even though I'm the State Apiarist, I keep my distance from Fluffy Nopes!

funny, but so true.... :o

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I will start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

Maybe I'm missing the point, but I don't think I want any sort of naked people feeding me anything...I mean were have their hands been? Were would I look, I mean I'm going to laugh at them, because well that's just who I am. It just all sounds so awkward...

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