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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I dont know if you know this, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

i want to make a ecard that says please take off your pj's before you bring your kids to school.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

Funny Confession Ecard: No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.

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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

Cry for Help by Somee: Chuckle. And pass me a cookie, please.

Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing. I seriously can't stop laughing.

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6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

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