I KNOW that's happens ALL THE TIME! "hello, is anyone there?" its as bad as when the teen girl goes in the closet. THEY'LL CORNER YOU IDIOT!!!

Well, you just earned yourself a crazy card. Laminated with a gold star and everything. We need these at work!

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

i don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when i'm right here I never even left.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

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