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hooray for half of my pay check going towards this..... said NO one EVER

hooray for half of my pay check going towards this.so true.ughh i think its nice for some reasons, buy most nope.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

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Not even going to say how I truly feel.

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

lol...I have six days off!! :)

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since I still know every. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

It's Monday ...

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And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

I just ran my first marathon this morning.  Just kidding.  I'm on my third cupcake.

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

Just yesterday, a kid informed me that I better start having kids soon or else I'll end up "Old, dried up, and infertile" lol. Now that my husband and I are approaching our second anniversary, people will not stop asking me about children. No, I don't have any. No, I don't want any right now. No, that doesn't make me a bad person. As I learned to say in Greensboro, "You do you, and Imma do me!"

For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!

...yes you do...and yes you do...

...yes you do...and yes you do...

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. Winning!

Funny Confession Ecard: Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. So true

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Sometimes You Just Need A Little Chocolate

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're desperate for a chocolate fix when you find yourself raiding your baking supplies for semi-sweet chocolate morsels.

...Or pouring a bowl of cereal to find that there is no milk left. Those kind of things ruin days. hahah.

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

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