Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Haha how I feel about the ppl who constantly have to remind people they work out.. good for you haha

Haha how I feel about the ppl who constantly have to remind people they work out.. good for you haha

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