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The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” - why do I not have this??

it's a toaster that toasts your handwritten message from the board on the top of the toaster into the bread! Shut up and tske my money!

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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

This web sit has a lot of great gag gifts just in time for those holiday parties!!

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Ostrichpillow

Ostrich Pillow by Kawamura-Ganjavian // Haha... the perfect place to hide for naps! It's a head cover cushion for a quick refresh without being bothered by the outside world #product_design

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White Pizza Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

The best grilled cheese sandwich recipe ever!! Loaded with 3 different cheeses, garlic and herbs, it's the perfect comfort food. #NaturallyCheesy #ad

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Handheld Portable Toaster

Handheld Portable Toaster. For all those times when you're just carrying around bread and suddenly wish it were toasted.

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Is this a universal problem?

I thought that was just my mom and she hid delicious cookies in the sewing room all the time.. Nope

Nothing says you appreciate your nurse like yelling for more vag powder stat...haha ain't nobody got time for that

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Pasties and Paintings: Grumpy Cat Merch Is Awfully Amazing [PICS]

Grumpy Cat Mug