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Or more like, I didn't like you in grade school or high school, but thanks for the friend request.

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit. Could also be replaced with "Let's go eat things.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

OMG!!! I am dying laughing!!!!! Hold on the oven timer just went off ;)

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I hope you like my new unique recipe. They're called Shut The Fucupcakes. This is Awesome!

Well that wouldn't be awkward at all...

When aww cute goes to ohhh no...

Free, Reminders Ecard: Wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets.

How about you? hahahahahahahah

I hate when people are at your house & ask "do you have a bathroom?" - no, we shit in the yard.

things that make you go hhmmm....

SO DAMN TRUE! My husband sister! 3 kids, on food stamps & works at a gas station, lol! She's only But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!

**I had a C-section - but still find this quite hilarious as both my kids were covered in EWE!!**

I love it when I do something and my kid is all "ewwww mommy!" Um, child, i pushed you out of my vagina covered in my insides. YOU are 'eww.

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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