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I want to grow my own food, but I can't find any bacon seeds. :-D

I want to grow my own food, but I can't find any bacon seeds.exactly what my garden is missing! Screw those tomatoes and lettuce seeds!

If you want to know why it's funny, it's a song peeps. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the h@# am I doing here? I don't belong here. Creep by Radiohead. Listen to it.

If you want to know why it's funny, it's a song peeps. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. I don't belong here. Creep by Radiohead.

(Liver) failure is not an option.

So true. My daughter was born in 1995 and she is going to college in 2 wks.

Whoa boy I hate my brain...

Collection of 16 hilarious scumbag brain memes that are guaranteed to make you laugh. I bet you can find yourself in the most of these situations!

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

I can hear your words being misspelled. It makes my ears bleed and my brain hurt.

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

No kidding, just made my order with a credit card. I have no shame!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

my thoughts exactly !

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ...

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

26 Absolutely Perfect Ways To Respond To A Wrong Number Text

I just laughed for 5 minutes straight. Fake text messages from an hourly cat fact update.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

If you ever find an abandoned puppy which you want to take home, make sure it’s not something else. For example, a coyote. This is exactly how Justin Bogh felt when his wife Kayla Eby sent him a pic of a “cute little dog” she “found” outside which was obviously a coyote. His reaction was priceless. Justin even jokingly asked for a divorce.

This Woman’s Coyote Prank On Her Husband Has Me In Tears Laughing

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