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So... you're on food stamps, have an iPhone, multiple tattoos, fake nails, tanning membership and a fresh mani-pedi. Seems legit.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So. you're on food stamps, have an iPhone, multiple tattoos, fake nails, tanning membership and a fresh mani-pedi. Seems legit. This is most of the people on Food Stamps!

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Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life. nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. I do it but not the gym I workout at home saves time and money

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. a-little-bit-of-me

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

Oh girl, you know i'd do anything for a southern gentleman who say things like 'sweetheart' and 'darlin'.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Online dating ...

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

I'm hilARRRRRious...

Sometimes i think this is really me, but i'm sure that most of the time i may be the only one laughing at my jokes, but that's perfectly alright by me b/c i am hilarious.

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11 Ways You’re Forcing Him to Run

so true.I usually pin a workout and then a dessert right after.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

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Teacher Appreciation Week: Thanks to the teachers who instilled in me such a love of English that I'm perpetually mortified when reading the Internet. I was so blessed to have outstanding English teachers!

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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

Pinterest wedding #ecard #funny These are making me feel better about myself. I'm not the only one who does this... I mean come on I don't even have a #boyfriend

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Verbal release therapy

Some call it bitching. I call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective, lol!

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