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Mary Poppins.

K, this drives me crazy! Mary Poppins did NOT say this. Cleary, whoever made this sign does not know Disney! It was in fact Mrs. Banks that sang this line in a song in the Mary Poppins movie.

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One of the best quotes from one of my favorite movies. Too true. Friends with benefits

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Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

Seems like a good quote for the end of my freshman year at college.

The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you. The Notebook

Thats awesome

I'm in TREBLE! I ran over something SHARP and now my tire is FLAT! I need a QUARTER for the phone. Do I need to REPEAT any of that?-----thank you music lessons for teaching me how to read music notes!

I didn't mean to hurt you!

When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, "OHMYGOSH, I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, "LET ME LOVE YOU!" Yep, I do this all the time.

So true......... I will find you...... An kill you!

Every girl’s dream is to have her guy wake her up at 3 in the morning to say “Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you. You wake me up at 3 in the morning, I’ll kill you.

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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LMAO It's happened to me! That awkward moment when you're walking down the stairs and think there's another step and you Hulk stomp the ground.

15 People With Ignored Text Messages - Yeah. Adorable.

These 15 People Had the Perfect Responses When Their Text Message Was Ignored

That super cute thing you do. New default text! God I hate it when people don't text me back!

My autocorrect lost all faith in me long ago

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

The more I attempt NOT to say it, the more I say it.

The worst...

"every time I use the word "LIKE" as a filler, I hate myself a little bit more." I can't "LIKE" stop laughing!

Meanwhile on the internet...

Meanwhile on the internet...

i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.

Awesome.  Thanks.  So now I'm going to try to go get some sleep.  By myself.  In my house.  Out in the country.  Maybe my protective cat will be protective.  Nah... I'm screwed.

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

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