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I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

I know that feeling. When skinny people say they are fat you can't help but think... dang you must think I'm a whale. HAHA!

Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me. #someecards

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You know summer is here when you have to start putting deodorant under your boobs too.