Also on these boards
Well, I don't drink and I do my best to avoid sharks if I can, but I love the depths and have a great fear of shallow living. I really think I must be a mermaid, Rango. (With thanks to Anais Nin!)
MY RESPONSE TO THE SIGN: No, THANK YOU for your judgey and shaming signage; and for the assumption that, if a child happens to be having an off day in your store, then they are automatically mini-savages who are uneducated and unloved by their parent(s). ;-)
I love you. I don't know what's gonna happen in the future but I have you. You don't know how happy that makes me.