Too funny! This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush. I cannot stop laughing!
Graduation Gift LOOK at you, SMARTIE pants! You SKORed high on tests and reached the PAYDAY of graduation. Don’t listen to SNICKERS, that you are a DUM DUM or NERD, cuz you are one HOT TAMALE in this MILKY WAY, on her way to making a 100 GRAND! Hope your FAST BREAK of summer is MOUNDS of fun! Lots of KISSES, (.......) Family