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This is so my husband and I lol. Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate.

If people could refrain from acting stupid or saying stupid things, maybe people wouldn't call them stupid?!

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew. i call so many people stupid

I do one thing, I do it well, and then I move on.

my resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

Lol this is bad but funny and so entirely true! This is exactly how I feel about it. Don't be pushy about religion

I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha ummmmm..... Guilty!

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this... I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat... and can't dance.

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance. OK so I would never be a stripper but I love it!

definitely

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

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