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AMEN!!!

I knew Nordstrom's was my favorite store for a reason :) and now it's not just for the shoes!

Securrrrity--I got a complicated order....

Girl, I will cut you. Sa-curity, sa-curity, yes that is with an A. You tube search bon qui qui king burger.

Text from last night...

18 'I Wasnt That Drunk! Sooo funny If this doesn't make you laugh you have no concept of humor.

“You wanna hear how good bacon is? To improve other food they wrap it in bacon. If it wasn't for bacon  we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is. You wanna hear how good bacon is?” Jim Gaffigan

Brotip - 'People who say "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," have obviously never had bacon.

SO TRUE

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

I just put a "Swag" sticky note on my 17 year old's light switch, so he could turn his swag on tomorrow morning.  I think he's silently hoping that he's adopted :)   hee hee

I just put a "Swag" sticky note on my 17 year old's light switch, so he could turn his swag on tomorrow morning. I think he's silently hoping that he's adopted :) hee hee

So true

Where are you going? Oh i'm just headed to P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. That funny I was just heading to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney Oh Dory

Wish I was an elf

"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup" - Buddy the Elf

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