Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartache makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. #funny #ecard

Funny Breakup Ecard: good friends offer advice and words of wisdom... Real friends come over unannounced with vodka, chocolate, glitter, duct tape, cat suits, explosives and a plan!



Sugar & Spice, Naughty & Nice #Christmas #thanksgiving #Holiday #quote

I'm out of vodka

LOL this is so true for me right now!!!

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:) Sydney

Everyone asks me how I get everything's your answer! Lol



So true

I didn't text you. My friend Captain Morgan did.

Elizabeth Taylor Quote, "I Don't Have a Short Temper, I Just have a Quick Reaction to Bullshit". #compartirvideos #funnypictures


Wouldn't that be nice??

Exactly lol

my life