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just saying.. Lol

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you. Right in the kidney.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ...

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humor.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour. , just sayin.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Happens every time

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word Fuck like a comma

Truth  all I do is speak truth ‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

Truth 😉😉 all I do is speak truth 🤷‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much

Fucking hilarious

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

HAD to pin for ASHLEY. LOL. She could say this all day where she works. "Congrats on getting away with stuff I would get fired for".

Pretty sure this was my last job! Pretty sure I got fired got the same stuff my co-worker was doing. Even though I still have no idea why I got fired

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