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There was a call for this book to be written?!

"Thank you, frozen burrito at the bottom of my freezer, for being the food equivalent of a booty call. I’m drunk and we’re totally gonna hook up tonight but I have a feeling I’m gonna regret it in the morning."

"Thank you, frozen burrito at the bottom of my freezer, for being the food equivalent of a booty call. I’m drunk and we’re totally gonna hook up tonight but I have a feeling I’m gonna regret it in the morning."

Mind the gap! Luv my magnet Mara brought me from England that looks just like this!

Mind the gap! Luv my magnet Mara brought me from England that looks just like this!

"if i could unmeet some people (i.e. narcissists who live in one man's house, have a one-night stand with another, moves forward to date a third, all to fall back on option two) ... i would"

"if i could unmeet some people (i.e. narcissists who live in one man's house, have a one-night stand with another, moves forward to date a third, all to fall back on option two) ... i would"

I like an undulating flower bed that is less formal.  I grew all the pink impatiens from seed in my basement under lights.  My kids laughingly call it my grow op.  Saves a lot of money and the plants are further ahead as  I could not plant this year until late May.  This picture is taken in early August and by late September the beds have been cleaned and are ready for winter and snow.

I like an undulating flower bed that is less formal. I grew all the pink impatiens from seed in my basement under lights. My kids laughingly call it my grow op. Saves a lot of money and the plants are further ahead as I could not plant this year until late May. This picture is taken in early August and by late September the beds have been cleaned and are ready for winter and snow.

Yeah! Like being called bad things when in reality nobody understands the circumstances that led to your actions!

Yeah! Like being called bad things when in reality nobody understands the circumstances that led to your actions!

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