You so Totally have to admit it :-) @Danielle Lampert Lampert Lampert Lampert Lampert Toscano

You so Totally have to admit it :-) @Danielle Lampert Lampert Lampert Lampert Lampert Toscano

My everyday dilemma... definitely a true story. Usually ends up being whatever is clean and folded and still sitting in the laundry basket from two weeks ago! Haha

My everyday dilemma... definitely a true story. Usually ends up being whatever is clean and folded and still sitting in the laundry basket from two weeks ago! Haha

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.

I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

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