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I have to admit to doing this!

Every single time my gps tells me the time of arrival, I ALWAYS say "challenge accepted.

If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!

So true! Some people decide that when you let them cross the street, that would be a good time for them to see exactly how slow they can walk without actually stopping.

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit I'm lost.

That moment in your car where a rap song from the 90's comes on and you turn into a hardcore gangster rapper.

That moment in your car where a rap song from the comes on and you turn into a hardcore gangster rapper. Mine is "gangsters paradise!

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

I swear it's like Pavlov's dog.  The phone rings and they all feel like they need to start screaming.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house.

said no one ever..

hahahah so true, 'Wow, that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly,' said no one ever.

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I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. ALWAYS my thought process

Always Remember, It's Better To Arrive Late Than To Arrive Ugly

Funny Reminders Ecard: Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. - Happens to me every time I think I have free time!

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." --Bertrand Russell

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

That is one awesome laundry joke!  And that definitely happens at my house!

Funny Confession Ecard: 'Do not machine wash or tumble dry' means I will never wash this.

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