Let me remember this for if i ever get a husband and we have bad days lol Today sucks. Let's bang the angry out of each other tonight..

Daily Aphorisms from The School of Life found on Polyvore

Daily Aphorisms from The School of Life found on Polyvore

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

Funny Confession Ecard: How to win her love: 1. hold doors. 2. tell her she's beautiful. 3. make her laugh. 4. be confident. 5. pull her hair & smack her ass. @Lin Hsieh "pull her hair"

Funny Confession Ecard: How to win her love: 1. hold doors. 2. tell her she's beautiful. 3. make her laugh. 4. be confident. 5. pull her hair & smack her ass. @Lin Hsieh "pull her hair"

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like...  nooooooooo....

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like... nooooooooo....

I know we're not dating, but whenever I see someone else flirting with you, I want to shoot them in the face.

I know we're not dating, but whenever I see someone else flirting with you, I want to shoot them in the face.

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