Couldnt be more true! Are you listening Sierra!!
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To my children who like to argue with me: Where do you think you got your attitude and stubbornness from? GIVE UP! I have decades more experience than you!
To my children who like to argue, give up! I've got way more experience than you.
funny but "my" children are my students (still applies tho). Lol
haha my poor (way) future children don't even stand a chance
I feel so bad for my future children... lol!
To my children who like to argue with me...
I need to remind my children of this.
This will be my children, haha.
to my children
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Hah at least I dont have to work my FULL TIME outside the home job on the weekends. :)
Funny but not so true for me, I love the weekend with my kiddies!! <3
LOL! Wouldn't trade it for the world though, LOVE my kids
I love being a mom... but it sure can be a tiring job!
HAHA this is it. This is my life!!!!!!!
Doesn't matter if it's the weekend!!
Love my kids... but this is so true!
my life. True story.
Lol!! So true.. :D
Yep. Pretty much. :))
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Well, that certainly explains a lot. #truth #pissingmyself
(& Teachers!) That explains it...hahahahahahahaha
Hahaha my feelings exactly. I'm exhausted.
Never thought of it that way.
And their daycare teachers
This made me giggle.
Every single time!
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Kids playing quietly, so you sneak in an accidentally make eye contact. You panic and run .. they follow. My baby does this and he's 1!
that moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. you sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. you panic and run...they follow
Doesn't even have to be eye contact. Just breathing in their general direction...
That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room... :)
Ha!!!! In my case our old floor creeks!! haha so funny
lmao..... I do the same with my dogs! haha
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Ha!!!! My life!
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This is why I don't have children. The reality would be ever so much more . . . real. And messy. And stinky. And annoying. And expensive. And . . . . And . . . And . . .
Isn't this the truth! Like I've said for years, "I was going to be a perfect parent then those boys came along". o:->
Seriously. Having kids completely destroys your aspirations and expectations of how perfect a parent you will be. lol
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Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.-----god knows this...lol
Serious. My husband and I were just complaining how we haven't one darn clean fork in the entire house (and we have at least 20 when all clean.) Clearly, the kids didn't do their chores today. I look back at my screen and see this. (insert inappropriate word here.)
You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. I think this all the time!!
I wrote this because every time I meet a new mom, they tell me all the things they will never do as a parent . When they list off things that I currently do I laugh to myself, or out loud (dependin...
Pretty much haha
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Actually yes i do believe me and my father have a great sense of humor while my mom and brother like to think they're funny when in all reality their jokes are just sad
I have a feeling that my kid is gonna think this...Though I can't blame it all on my Mom, the "goofy gene" came from both sides. There was never much hope for me.
Sometimes I wonder how I became such a wierd person... Untill I talk to my Mom. I believe the goofy gene is hereditary.
Though I can't blame it all on my Mom, the "goofy gene" came from both sides. There was never much hope for me.
But that kind of goofy weird is such a good thing. Thanks Mom! ;-p
I know a few people that got their goofy genes from their moms.
My mom just showed me this. So true
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Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or high school. Wait I'm at work. Ecards. Funny. Work. Lol.
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It's funny because it's true, and I'm 20 and the youngest at my work and everyone else is old enough to be my mother and they act like they are in high school.
Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or high school. Oh wait... I'm at work. So funny because it's so true!
It's funny because it's true, and I'm literally working with preschoolers or high school gossip girls
#sadbuttrue #funny #funnypic #funnypicture #haha #laugh #joke #lol #lmbo #work #workplace @Claire Anding @cooleyhighmusic by Purpleschnauzer, via Flickr
Work quotes - so true. People need to follow the rules and be kind to one another. Easy right?
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
truth. oh the joys of working with women.
Ha, so true!
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True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. After the first few years of marriage, John stopped laughing at me and began laughing with me. Guess What?!? His boxers ALWAYS matched his outfit too!!
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together - Always - Quote - Funny -
this made me laugh til i cried because it's so true. pathetic, but true.
yep...ain't that the truth! :) want funny stuff? check out my tumblr :)
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Laughing my butt off. So true!
Mhmmmmm! Ecards, quotes
Some E cards
Sounds about right.
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Ha! absolute truth Don't have kids yet, but I know this is so true. I used to do it to my mom when I was little, I have no idea why!!
i am seriously laughing at this... never fails, if i get on the phone my kids need to talk to me or something...
So true! Funny Confession Ecard: I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I Havent Been Able To Get My Kids To Pay Attention To Anthing I’ve Said All Day - Clever Quote
Ha! That should totally work!! Swear everytime I'm on phone that's when my kid needs me
Isn't this the truth! As soon as I get on the phone the kids want my attention!
Works every time! The phone is a kid magnet!
Ha! absolute truth .... Funny stuff.
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Haha!!! May be the funniest quote ever....
This just made me giggle - pretty much...
Very Funny and True! Love this!!!
OMG!!!! So true!!! Honey Do List
I don't have a honey do list....
This is so funny!
Story of my life!
Haha so true!
Love of a mother #single mother
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My mother, Lorraine, taught me what love is. I love you mom and don't know what I would do without your example.
"so much of what we know about LOVE, we learn from our mother'' ( I'm 66 yrs. Old...I Still miss my mom and I think about her everyday!!! Love you Mom,,,
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
I know this is late, but Happy Mother's Day! This is definitely true.
AMEN. Love you mom!
LOVE MY MOM & MIL
I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself! The artist is Craig Damrauer.
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#ModernArt by Craig Damraurer. Thought we'd share before To See as Artists See: American Art from the Phillips Collection leaves the Frist Center May 6.
Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
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My thoughts... on Modern Art
Modern art - LOL so true.
ahem, sister of mine!
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That's right! I am selectively social! This also means choosing #TSU (over Facebook) because this social network pledges to share 90% of its revenues with us, its users! Click to join - it's totally FREE! Send me a friend request, then watch your feed for payout details... :)
I'm not anti social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.
some people just don't understand...
Selectively social, THANK YOU! :)
Selectively social my new mantra
Selectively Social... True.
Selectively social I agree
my life in an e-card!
This is my husband
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So true! Happens every time! That and when I'm doing something important.
Story of my life... and for every other night shift worker :)
Happens.Every.Time (ecards, phone calls at nap time)
Story of my life!!!!!! Happens every time!
HAPPENS EVERY TIME! Every freaking time!
The story of my life! Ohhh night shift!
Life story of every night shift nurse
Happens every time. Story of my life.
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made me laugh b/c it's so true!! I do this to my kids b/c it's a lot easier and works a lot better :)
Works great with stranger's kids who misbehave in a store away from their parents. You know the kind. They figure mom can't see them and no one else us going to dare to say anything. Until I come along.
This does work!! 😜 Yelling does not work! Kids and all people turn off their listening when you start to yell/scream at them. It's called abuse. TG Parenting is never easy.
Parenting. I asked my kids one day to start whispering when I found them whining for things because my ears hurt and I could not hear what they wanted.. It really worked for me and they stopped whining! Amazing! ( bend over and ask them to please whisper like this with their big girl or boy voice so you can hear what they are saying) It works!
LOL... Can't stand parents who yell at their kids! Great alternative perspective! So funny...
How to be a good parent. So true and funny at the same time!!!
Parenting funny! Does this work?
Funny stuff and so true!
And it stays in the dryer until you need something from it.
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Hahaha!...wait...there are kids out there that knock?!...mine just throws the door open, sits in the floor & laughs when he realizes I'm pooping!
Omg I was just telling my mom the other day how I now understand why she always would get so mad when she's in the bathroom! I swear nolan never needs anything till the second I close that bathroom door lol.
I don't have kids, and this is still true. Can't close the bathroom door when you have cats. ;-)
I'm usually shutting the bathroom door right in my kids face since they are always on my heels.
This happens every time! Kids "mom what are u doing?" Me "go away none of ur business!!" Lol
mom humor lol happens everytime
Everytime! Never Fails!
Phone, kids, dogs...
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Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos! #kids #lol #funny #cleaning #house
dental humor: cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
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This is what my life is reduced to. BOARDING SCHOOL!
It definitely feels that way some times....
Story of my life, so freakin' true.
Story of my life today :-)
Story of my life. Sigh.
We are so hilarious...