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    This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao!

    If you don't have anything nice to say... say it anyways. That bitch needs to hear the truth.

    I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

    Smart women think like this.

    Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them not to bleed.


    so true

    But... seriously ha


    it's true...

    Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.

    Love of a mother #single mother

    After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. - Mr. Big

    yep. ;)

    Sadly true


    Again, true story.


    True story.