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Dear Life....

My Life: "challenge accepted"

calories (noun) - tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

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Chocolate holds my hand. Chocolate is my kleenex. Chocolate can't pour a glass of wine, though.

Saw this & decided I should acknowledge @Marilyn Anderson with it.  We were schoolmates & fellow-residents of Garden Lakes, but I've discovered thru Pinterest that we have many of the same "likes" & interests!  #SocialMedia #ItsAsmallWorldAfterAll

Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

Yes, we were!

"Remember when we were young, how we couldn't wait to be grown up? Wow, were we stupid or what?

Oops! Haha facial expressions give it away need to remeber LOL

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Words to live by

personality vs attitude depends on you

Yes, everything does happen for a reason! #dontmesswithme #yougetwhatyoudeserve

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

interesting, now let's see if that's at all possible!!!

Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood that's it. Mind your own business!

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