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I finally figured out my body type. <3

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes

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Funny Breakup Ecard: Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. You're tasteless, boring & I can't stop cheating on you.

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Don't worry you're not the first mom who's ever thrown a towel over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed.  Hallmark The Edge of Motherhood card.

Breastfeeding Encouragement Cards: Would You Send One?

Hey some nights ya just gotta do what ya gotta do.LOL Don't worry you're not the first mom who's ever thrown a towel over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed. Hallmark The Edge of Motherhood card.

Well, there it is. The truth is in the Blunt Card. And it tastes pretty good.

sorry, I didn't wear my pearls today, I didn't realize you'd be taking my picture

Pour On The Mom Guilt I love mom snark. This doesn't mean I don't adore my kids and being a mother, but mom snark is a great way to laugh off the stress.

Kid And Parent Humor Mom, what is normal? It's just a setting on the dryer, honey.

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I have a feeling this is me, in my new neighborhood Fuck - vintage retro funny quote

walk faster… the children are catching up

Walk faster... the children are catching up

"Get at least 8 hours of sleep a night. 9 if you're ugly."

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly." —Betty White Maybe this is why my daughter feels I only need 2 hours of sleep at night ;

Escape with Dark Chocolate: Printable Wrap! - Our Best Bites

Escape with Dark Chocolate: Printable Wrap

NOT guilty.However, if you change the candy bar to COTTON CANDY.Then maybe I could be found guilty.

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