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I like you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Despite being a pain in the ass, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.

One day I will be brave enough to say this to someone. That day will be as soon as I get the chance to, because I had this sudden transformation into bitch mode.

Excuse me while I over-analyze the shit out of what you just said and spin some story that leaves me in tears.

You're the kind of girl that a guy should show off. For show and tell. In a psychology class. Crazy bitch.