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if i worked in a restaurant on valentines day I would put fake engagement rings in all the women's glasses
Women always say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit no one will even talk to me.
I will never look at those things the same way again.
These are the people I love. These are my people.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Actually I'm pretty sure chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels.
Awww thats so sad... it sounds like me and every other girl i know. haha which means LOTS OF GIRLS NIGHTS THIS SUMMER!!!
Or use a different phone number. Maybe the neighbor who celebrates with fireworks all year long. ;)
You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad. .
I definitely just read all this in a whiny voice
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This seriously made me laugh out loud
LOL! this is hilarious just for the fact that i read the first too pics with the same face these guys had, then when it came to the last pic HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZYY!!!! HAHAHA SOO TRUE!
This just became the best slide ever. THAT'S IN LOUISIANA!!!!!!!! Schweet