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Someday, I will own a coffee shop in downtown Chattanooga or similar, and I will hang this on the wall so everyone who rushes through in the morning on the way to the office may stop and read it and have a smile to start their day.

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.oh my goodness yes!!! That is one of my pet peeves! Seriously ladies, go back to your closet and finish getting dressed!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

I know I learned something in my conversation analysis class when I read this pin and start thinking about what transcripts I could use to show such a hypothesis....

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People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

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