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Bahahahaha...might have to use this one next time :-P

I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.

Would you be offended if I called you Mr. Grey during our 'kinky fuckery' later?

When my family sees me wearing something other than yoga pants they ask why I'm so dressed up. | Confession Ecard |

  • Lauren Morales

    Lol so true !!!

  • Jennifer Gray

    I wish this wasn't true.

  • BlackBerry Mama

    Oh boy. Like, the other day, when I fished out the last clean top I had before laundry. Wasn't looking to be fashionable, but I got a lot of compliments. I was just trying to leave the house looking fairly decent...

haha so true! when we were in Cali on our way to move to New York, we were at target and Jayden told our cashier that she needed to take a shower because her teeth were dirty!!! thank god Aaron was there because I had to WALK AWAY from laughing so hard. I was crying lol. I couldn't believe he said that!

The sound of silence: A good indication your child is drawing on, cutting up, ripping, destroying, or eating something they're not suppose to.

The woman sent roses to Rue McClanahan before she died, with a note saying "I hope you die so I can be the only Golden Girl left! Love you!"

Take a hint!!! There are just some people who do not need to snoop and interfere in my life anymore than they already do! Hell no!

How is it that I want to punch you in the face and fuck you at the same time?

Truth. Truth. Truth. Truth. Truth. Absolute. Truth.

I must be crazy sexy bc I open my door all the time. ;))