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Funny Confession Ecard: THEYRE going to THEIR house because you are not THERE. Its not fucking rocket science.

I don't judge people based on race, creed, colour or gender.     I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure.

So me .I don't judge people based on race, creed, colour or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure.

Camping is stupid unless it's the zombie apocalypse or your pretending to be in AMC's The Walking Dead.

This is why my mom (our Troop Leader for Troop took our Girl Scouts to a condo in Destin each year. She made it verrrrry clear, "We don't camp. If you want to camp, there is another troop that camps." ONLY one girl chose the camping!

haha! I wish I had seen this years ago!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

Sooooo me today (I'm lying...that's been me all week)

My poor husband last week lol Seriously. My poor husband thinks up is down, right Is wrong.

I wish my house wasn't such a disaster all of the time, but folks won't quit writing books and making cheap wine. Assholes.

I wish my house wasn't such a disaster all of the time, but folks won't quit writing books and making cheap wine. who the heck crawled in my head, and read my thoughts?

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

If people could refrain from acting stupid or saying stupid things, maybe people wouldn't call them stupid?!

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew. i call so many people stupid

If there's enough room to spell "BOOTYLICIOUS" on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't. Ecard

Funny Encouragement Ecard: If there's enough room to spell 'BOOTYLICIOUS' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't.

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