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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store. Funny and true

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Funny Confession Ecard: If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

Haha - "Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver." #funny #alcohol #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's.

When In Doubt, Mumble

I believe the full James H Boren quote is "When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder." But that extraneous stuff on the end isn't very funny so here we have it.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

Seriously.

Before we commit to being friends, I'd like to take a quick look at your boards.

Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of crafting supplies and now you cant get rid of it.

Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of crafting supplies and now you can't get rid of it. (I remember a math day at school where one of teh mums had the brilliant idea of bringing in glitter. We laugh about it today.

Well, it's not because I'm shy.

Mom+always+told+me+if+you+can't+say+anything+nice,+then+don't+say+anything+at+all.+And+some+people+wonder+why+I'm+so+quiet+around+them. That's me! So!

She said, 'That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!' It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

bwahahahhaaaa LOVE THIS:) Not too many people understand my Coach purse addiction!

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