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I don't need a thinner cell phone. I need a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole. -Ellen Degeneres


Patrick Star always has the answer…

When I find myself in times of trouble, Patrick Star comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, you're ugly #spongebob #squarepants

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True.....very true.....


truth of the holidays.

I laughed way too hard at this...


A new rule to live by…

I love Ellen =) she gets me


A glass of wine a day can extend your life.

Betty White

Don't throw off his groove... And this becomes absolutely hysterical at 3 in the morning, btw. Personal experience speaking. :)