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    I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

    Hahaha

    Yup!

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    bahaha!

    most things

    #Funny #eCards #Life

    That only works when you don't work in a bar...

    Yeah buddy!!!!

    I Don't Like You Pouch

    True that!

    I don't know why it works, it just does!

    I+would+tell+you+to+go+to+hell+but+I+work+there+and+don't+want+to+see+you+everyday.

    Sad, but, true!!

    hahah...i will never know! :D

    I seem to have a case of mood poisoning... It must be something I hate.

    A bus, baseball bat, rabid squirrel. Ya know, the usual.

    That's how I roll...

    Welcome to my life

    Ya big pussy!