I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

Yup!

Ya big pussy!

definitely me!

Sad, but, true!!

This word needs to make a comeback

I seem to have a case of mood poisoning... It must be something I hate.

That only works when you don't work in a bar...

hehe..she's drunk!

ah yep..thats me!

Going to print this on a t-shirt and wear to work. yup.

Welcome to my life

That's how I roll...

Wish I could tell this to one person in particular...MY GOVERNMENT CLASS🙌🙌🙌🙌 smh bunch of crazy people up in that class. Glad it's over!🙏🙏

Bahaha omg lol

Hahaha

most things

It's true

keep it up & you'll be the strange smell in the trunk