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Let's hope I'm 2 for 2!!!!

A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed (Sh*t My Dad Says)

shit that blows just makes me LOL saying it :)

shit- that blows; when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat.

hahahahaha. omg. that's what I wish I could say to my husband and kids. Lol

One day, when I am a mother, I will replace "put away your laundry" with many things and put these all over the house. Also, maybe a few that say "love, your wife.

bang bang

Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

lol :)

These dumb asses put my cape on backwards Bib McNamara * I am getting this for your future child :)

hahahahaaaa... at my fake wedding I'm using my favorite wedding video of two people I don't know. (check it out in my love wedding stuff album) hahahaaa

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

ahahahaha gotta make me one for my house.

Best photos of the week (55 photos)

Definitely a man cave sign! Danger, ninjas and pirates and lasers and shit.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

panties!.Uhm...I don't...almost never post anything with "bad" language, but I had to make an exception for this one.  This is...simply awesome...

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

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