I LOVE some of these. But as for the one that says, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days without dying," this person distrusts all women, and I would like to change it to, "Never mess with anything that bleeds for a week without dying."
To believe everything they say would be foolish! Gore became RICH on spreading Global Warming fear! He doesn't believe his own rhetoric as we can see by the LARGE CARBON FOOTPRINT he leaves by flying his own airliner everywhere!