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Free, Workplace Ecard: Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head up and say: "In Jesus name I pray, Amen"

Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim...that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.

This made me laugh-Funny Confession Ecard: Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim.that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.

Justin Timberlake though <3

Funny Music Ecard: Justin Timberlake is making a comeback and Justin Beiber is finally at his breaking point. There can only be one Justin. True that

Not even going to say how I truly feel.

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

#thelittlemermaidhasahoardingproblem

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. Love Ariel, but thought this was too funny to pass up.

Seriously one of my biggest pet peeves! And I have kids!

I don't always dance and sing at the top of my lungs when blasting music in the car, but when I do, I make sure to 'act normal' at.

"I don't always dance and sing at the top of my lungs when blasting music in the car, but when I do, I make sure to 'act normal' at stoplights. unfortunately i'm still crazy at stoplights haha

Ecard thanks for letting me watch you constantly text while we hang out

This shit pisses me off! Texting and being on the phone is supposed to keep you connected but IM HERE AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! How does whoever is texting you deserve your time more than me? I have a friend that does this ALL the time!

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