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Good question. My nine year old asks it almost daily (most of the time silently!) since he lost a few things from asking it out loud!

Good question. My nine year old asks it almost daily (most of the time silently!) since he lost a few things from asking it out loud!

How we are kinda feeling about homework these days...

How we are kinda feeling about homework these days...

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'.

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

Cauliflower “Meat” Balls

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

I wish people would recognize tattoos as a form of art. Not crude ones, but the meaningful ones.

I wish people would recognize tattoos as a form of art. Not crude ones, but the meaningful ones.

Haha. This reminds me of Sky...he has some old high school stories that could relate to this pin.

Haha. This reminds me of Sky...he has some old high school stories that could relate to this pin.

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have suceeded in getting on every single one of them.

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have suceeded in getting on every single one of them.

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.