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Seriously, Lord, let Mom get more than the ample credit she deserves for not becoming a violent psychopath throughout her original marriage, or throughout raising two children as well.

Damn straight

If I can remember 15 seconds of a song I don't really know, I consider myself a success. Usually, it's just me humming the tune and then singing one line of the song.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Bitchcraft- The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

Oh my... i know someone i could say this to.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for taking my advice after someone else gave it to you.

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I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on : e-Card

All true!

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Just took off glitter polish.sooo true -_- glitter nail polish is the worst

this is not always a good thing, as i've learned over the years - but i just can't stop.

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thing people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thing. It's a public service really. SO true!

If people could refrain from acting stupid or saying stupid things, maybe people wouldn't call them stupid?!

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew. i call so many people stupid