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i didn't make it to the gym today. that makes 5 years in a row.

May the (fitness) odds be ever in your favor.

The Odds Will Forever Be In Your Favor If You Survive This Workout

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. <--better to be safe than sorry!

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... I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

Fitness Humor Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim. That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

(Source:, via the-book-exchange)

I have a terrible sleeping disorder, it's called reading. ( I have insomnia too.but reading "fixes" it.) this is my daughter was me now i only read in the summer outside in the sun lol.

Here's to hoping I drop you a lot less then my phone

so funny, when I was pregnant I was at a party and kept dropping everything, including my phone and a cute little 10 yr old told me this exactly. "I hope when you have the baby, you don't drop it like your phone" She was so concerned for the baby.

Hahahahaha!! My family seriously says something every time I see them..."How are you still alive?!"

hahahahahahah my life. OMG this is funny Why is this so funny? This made me laugh haha seriously!

HILARIOUSLY AWESOME DANCE 3 v.2 - MAD ANTS HALFTIME SHOW by Carroll Senior Powderpuff Cheerleaders

Having a bad day? Freaking hilarious Seriously, these guys need to be hired for the next Super Bowl half time show. Mad Ants Halftime Powderpuff show

Darwin Awards 2013 - The biggest idiots of the year

Darwin Awards 2013 - The biggest idiots of the year- Holy crap these people are living on the same planet as us!

You don't EVEN wanna know how much or how long I laughed at this.

Funny pictures about Things you only see at Walmart. Oh, and cool pics about Things you only see at Walmart. Also, Things you only see at Walmart.

It's just that when I'm watching 'TrueBlood' lately, a lot of the time I'm thinking, 'Blah, blah, blah, just show me more Eric Northman....'

This was exactly my thought the last few episodes of this season of True Blood when things were so bad with everyone! Hits the nail on the head.