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I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

Yep!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

and some of us don't even notice the kludgy spelling for WEEKS after our trigger-happy repin-finger clicks it! LOL - even funnier!

Some people will watch a movie to unwind. And some of us just go on for 2 hours instead. at the same time:-)

this is me :P

Funny Confession Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other comany?

When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other company? (Except I'm never getting married. So let's just drink daily and keep each other company starting now.

Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Friendship Ecard: So then they handcuffed me and said 'Anything you say can and will be held against you' So I said 'Johnny Depp'. Robert Downy junior, Liam and Chris Hemsworth!

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

Ha Ha!!!!  Oh how I love my crazy friends!!!!

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot.

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Everyone needs something to believe in and I believe I'll have a frozen margarita.or on the rocks.

your girl friends are the ones with flawless support after a bad hair cut, a roll of desperately needed toilet paper passed under the stall wall,  and at your door (stat) with wine, chocolate, pizza, and (hopefully) ice cream when life is a bitch slap of suck-fest.  LONG LIVE GIRL FRIENDS.

to my favorite lady and friend. (minus the husbands.

This made me laugh out loud

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm

lmfao I always think this!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

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