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LMAO - whoreo hahaha  Sometimes it's the simplest things that amuse me

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

I bet your knees do too!

And I'm actually sick so my throat hurts lol Funny Sympathy Ecard: Ugh, my throat really hurts. Yeah, I bet your knees do too.

Talking about how big your package is?

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick. bahahahah i think i peed my pants when i read this

Oh my life I laughed way too hard at this! Penny vs whore: a good lesson to be learned, lol.

Look+I+never+called+you+a+whore+I+called+you+a+Penny+because+you're+two+faced,+worthless,+and+in+everyones+pants.

Yes....please do not

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Definitely more if a perv.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

Sorry if you are offended by the word, but I could not stop laughing when I read this!

Cunt-a-saurus Rex, the rare but vicious. I wish I knew this insult this morning.

Take that!

"I hope a bird shits on your face today." This seriously made me have a giggle fit.

special

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.

@Marcie Brewster...we must remember this tactic. Much easier than the dumpster idea! HAHAHA

ironic that i'm watching hoarders right now, and there was a fire in the house. unfortunately the house didn't burn down.

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