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Perfect Quote to some up my life. I never run with Scissors. Those last two words were not necessary

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I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]

this is AMAZING!!! lol

truths for mature humans- I am in complete agreement with every point made aside from folding a fitted sheet. I rock at folding fitted sheets!

A more adult Adult. ..

Funny Quote - That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you.

LOL....I felt like this many times!

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"Yes, Bank account, I totally meant travel to the back yard.

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.jpg

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

Give it a try, works on computers.

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in.see if that works.don't forget to reboot!

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Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

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