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Orzo with Parmesan and Basil. A really tasty, and quick, pasta side dish. Great…

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil. A really tasty, and quick, pasta side dish. Great…

Funny Confession Ecard: Spiders are assholes... When you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole.

Funny Confession Ecard: Spiders are assholes... When you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Oh, you want to lose 3 lbs for bikini season? I had to eat raw carrots for lunch just to squeeze back into my fat jeans. WALK AWAY.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Oh, you want to lose 3 lbs for bikini season? I had to eat raw carrots for lunch just to squeeze back into my fat jeans. WALK AWAY.

participation ribbon aka: "thank you for coming" ribbon

participation ribbon aka: "thank you for coming" ribbon

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?". So true!!

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?". So true!!

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

.This is such a battle for date night....hahahaha!

.This is such a battle for date night....hahahaha!

It is a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. So true. So funny.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

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