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Hahaha..what we say about ex's wives/girlfriends. because we're besties.

what we say about ex's wives/girlfriends. because we're besties.

She may be getting married before me...but if she steals any of my wedding ideas from Pinterest, I'll cut her.

And when you steal them without knowing and she starts planning her wedding, she makes you feel horrible about it because "now I can't do it because you did it" and she never told me any of her ideas anyway!

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

Look at all the fucks I give!

wtf: With a fuck fuck here. And a fuck fuck there. Here a fuck. There a fuck. Everywhere a fuck fuck. (You know you're singing it .

LOL, I love ecards

Lol I will never have a baby on board sticker on my car ever! : *Baby On Board* Oh really? I WAS going to ram into the back of your car, but now I wont.

What I've been saying all along! Even tho they were like a billion dollar business last year.

as a proud owner of Crocs, I can still laugh at this. I don't wear mine out in public, but they're awesome house shoes! And hey, if there is ever a flood.

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