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You call them 'cuss words' I choose to call them 'sentence enhancers'. Bahaha this is so me!


Ever get to work and immediately just be like, 'Fuck this, I'm out! Basically every day lol

call me old fashioned then XD

Oh my gosh, I love this so much that it makes me want to cry! I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Haha - "Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver." #funny #alcohol #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

Unattended Children Poster

Unattended Children Poster

In Stock. Ships in days. Know some parents that are letting their kids run around and terrorize anything and everything in their path? This poster will let them know the score in your

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

Funny Baby Ecard: I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.'

So true. I know first hand, my husband sleeps better than anyone I've ever known. He even sleeps through a crying baby.

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.my promise to my future children