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Happens all the time :)

Not only do I see it but my husband will sometimes look at me and I can hear him in my head laughing...my daughter has her own personality but GAWD help me--she has inherited my smart mouth and sarcasm. So true!

ugh this actually happens to me alot lol then i laugh my poor kids lol

awesome parenting :) It's only funny, because it is so true!

Not really an awkward moment....but still TRUE so TRUE!!

awesome parenting :) makes-me-laugh

Haha so true!!!! Poor kid.

STORY. OF. MY. LIFE.

Oh so true truth!

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Seriously

Too funny! I WISH I could sleep like Matt does!!

Fits my husband!!!! Too funny!!

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! #TRUTH

Amen, Amen, Amen...

lol too funny

So funny!

too funny!

This is so Haley! She didn't talk to me all Christmas Day after her older sister told her about Santa on Christmas Eve.

One of the reasons we don't do Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. The Tooth Fairy we do, but Grace knows what's up... :)

HILARIOUS...My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

HAHA! And THAT my friends is one of the reasons I will not make my kids believe in Santa Clause! Ha!

my kids called me out on these a couple of years ago...said they were only playing along for the year or 2 before that because they didnt think they would get presents if they didnt.

My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away...like a boss.

Kade and Peyton couldn't pull this one on us. And people think we are ruining their childhood by not telling them these lies.

To the ungrateful kid who actually tries it...those "lies" benefit YOU and cost your parents money to please you and give you nice childhood memories.

Funny Family Ecard: My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

oh, parenting :)

My mom didn't wait! We got tore up right there in front of God & everyone....and if it was church, my dad reached across the pew and thumped on the back of the ear. That'll straighten you up real quick!

tough love. ~So my Mom when I was growing up, lol. And I thank her for that because she raised a great kid :-)

lol my childhood fear! but luckily my mom always forgot by the time we got home :)

Forget home, you getting it in the bathroom of the store. That's what my mom did.

So reminds me of my mom!! Only she waited until I got in the car haha

haha! this is too funny, but my kids know better!!

haha , that was definitely my mom growing up.

That is so funny!!!

lol funny stuff

Yep

Ecard: I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests 'Sorry for the mess!' @Katherine Adams Adams Adams McCully

I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests 'Sorry for the mess!' (and just before the cleaner comes!)

I can clean my house top to bottom and the dog hair and dust is there in 25 minutes...I get this

Haha @kelly this is so funny I thought of when I clean and Ashlyn dumps out her toy box!!

: I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests 'Sorry for the mess!'

This is why I need a self-cleaning house! @Gabby Hernandez

This is why I need a self-cleaning house!

I had to clean my house for two hours...

OMG....SO SADLY TRUE!

Yep!

it is known in my house as "Summer Vacation".

What summer vacation does to mothers!

lost my mindful parents & teachers

lost my mindful parenting. ;)

Amen lost my mind parenting.

Thank you Summer vacation!

summer vacation!

mom humor

Never! Ok ok, all the time.

You know you're a mom when you've been washing the same load of laundry for 3 days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer. #sotrue

Oh my God! i thought it was just me!! Ain't this the truth ;)!! You know you're a mom when you've been washing the same load of laundry for 3 days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

I thought only I did that. And it's not that I forget, it's that I don't want to fold the clothes in the dryer to make room for the load in the washer

Confessions of an Exhausted Mom! | Macaroni Kid

You know you're a mom... SoTrue

Or a dad ...

Okay you guys. Being honest, some days I just like reading some mom humor! Is anyone else like that? I ran across this gem as I was on Facebook the other day and I just DIED laughing!!! So I thought I would share some mom funnies today! Thanks to some awesome mommy friends of mine, I have a huge list for you!!! You know you're a mom when... 1. You say things like "don't lick the cat!" on a normal basis. 2. You have everything in your purse you could possibly imagine...except money. 3. You can walk in the door coming home from work and have already done 34 things in only four minutes. 4. You regularly have to move things that are climbable so that no one swan dives onto the ground. 5. You have to check the toilet for foreign objects before using it. 6. You find yourself humming nursery rhymes or singalongs instead of the latest music. 7. You have Disney princess or spider-man decor. 8. You are a cheerleader for bowel movements. 9. You pick other people's noses. 10. You're so tired you let your children make a mess with food, simply because you know they'll still eat it.  11. You are used to using your spit to clean things.  12. You're whole life is planned around eating what, when, and how. 13. Grocery shopping alone sounds like a vacation. 14. It's perfectly normal to carry someone else's underwear in your purse. 15. You forget to close the bathroom door at friend's houses because, what is privacy? 16. You can hear a baby's cry from across the store. 17. It's instinct to use someone's clothes to wipe boogers. 18. You're house could rival a local play cafe in toy volume. 19. You don't panic at mysterious fluids on your bed, but instead, lay a towel down and fall back asleep. 20. You are no longer afraid of being the next person in the house to get sick. 21. It doesn't even phase you that you might have puke, poop, pee, snot and throw up all over your clothes. (Lord knows I went through that phase!) 22. You watch the same movie at least five times a day. 23. You have to stay up late just to have some alone time. 24. Your bed is turned into a trampoline first thing in the morning. 25. You take it personally when a stranger doesn't wave back at your child. 26. You are used to getting poop on your hands. 27.  At least once every other week you fall asleep wherever you're at, no matter what position you're in. 28. Eating a complete meal by yourself is like heaven. 29. You know how to bake and cook while people play with your legs. 30. You've just cleaned an entire room and only two seconds later, it's already completely destroyed. Hahaha! I died laughing when I read these! How about you???  Can you relate to any of these? Do you have anymore to add to this list?   For reals, yo.

haha yep

I wanted to work out but then I wanted to not workout more. #ecard

All the time! And the not workout usually wins!

Bahahahaha everytime!!!

Workout- all the time

Story of my life...

My life story

Damn Mondays.

So funny !

yep!

Funny Friendship Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.

"I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children" - So True!

So funny, I've always said my daughter took half of my brain cells when she was born!

I traded my functioning brain cells for children.

Haha....so funny and so true some days.

It's not as funny when you realize how true it actually is...

It's not as funny when you realize how true it actually is... This one too @lizhardman84

Why clean today.....so true and I don't even have kids- just the husband!

http://fashion3344.blogspot.com - Why clean today.....

Why clean today..... I have this thought everytime.

theory of our old apartment for sure

Exactly my thoughts today...

And my new life motto! LOL

My house cleaning logic.

My thoughts exactly.

True! haha I say this all the time

Best quote ever... Ha! But true... I use the fake stuff though ;)

Best quote ever lol maybe i should start tanning..lol'

Best quote ever! haha. Words I live by!!!!

Best quote ever @Kelsey Bryson

Bahahhahaha now that's funny!

Best quote ever. True story.

Best quote ever...hahaha!

Best quote ever... lol

BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!

So true :)

Already there!! Hahahaha! I always wondered why my mom just said what she was thinking.....

Pretty sure I've been doing this for some time now!

Ha ha! The TRUTH is a Beautiful thing!

I'm looking forward to this time :)

Just a perk to getting older!! LOL

This reminds me of my mom.

Funny stuff on Pinterest

filter/malfunction

All my life!!!

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Lol seriously though, can't we just have crackers and cheese from time to time? Husbands and their meat, oi.

for my mother <3 www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/rofl-best-funny-joke-pic/

Literally laughed out loud. This is painfully true!

I say to my husband....

Funny mom quotes .

Funny mom ecards

mothers day

So true

Lizzie: story of my life

story of my life lol

bahaha true story!!

Haha so true story

My life story haha

Funny stuff

E-Card

giggle

All Quotes On Images

True

I'm usually a positive person until around 9:05am.

It's hard to be positive person #ecards

Trying so hard to Think positive!

Pardon the language, but so funny

hahahahahahaha! TRUTH!!!

story of my life bro.

Life is hard!

dumb people

too funny

Yep that's me!

Funny Confession Ecard: My GPS says time of arrival. I see time to beat. ecards

haha so true! i always try to knock off time, especially on road trips

I did this yesterday. It said 8 minutes I had it in 6. Beat that!

My Gps Says Time Of Arrival, I See It Time To Beat. True story!

my GPS says "time of arrival." i see "time to beat." #ecards

Haha. So true! And I usually beat by 20-30 minutes

Totally me | truth | gps | humor | comedy | laugh

True story... Challenge accepted!

made me giggle

100% true w/ my kids!

My children are pretty dang awesome. In fact they're both constantly showing new ways they're so awesome lol the little things my princess says and does and the things my little prince does (since he can't fully talk yet lol) I really lucked out with them. <3 although I was the 1/10th that didn't get awesomeness from my mother lol guess I owe mine to my dad! =)

Yeah buddy! I'm pretty awesome, my moms awesome, my kid's awesome... It's genetic basically

luv you momma...thank you sweetheart...My mom is a great mom, too!

hahaha i defently dont get my awesomeness from my mom

And this is true in my children's cases, of course.

Seems like my children are gonna be badasses! B)

Well good thing my mom is pretty awesome! Whew!

My children will be so freaking awesome!!!

BAM! Just so my children know...

yep

Bahahaha I remember those days! So thankful I finally have a man in my life who is emotionally healthy for me :)

Hahaha no kidding some people should just stop talking to me

There are some people that i can relate this too……...

Haha! We all know who that one person is in my life!

Some people will make that happen....

There are a few of these in my life.

Therapy. #Humor

Toxic families

So funny!

I want to say this to so many parents

The teacher's lament" "If Helen Keller could be taught manners, what the hell is wrong with your kids?"

if Helen Keller could be taught manners, what the hell is wrong with your kids? - ha! deaf culture humor.

"If Helen Keller could be taught manners, what the hell is wrong with your kids?" I actually thought this yesterday!!!!!!!

"If Helen Keller could be taught manners, what the hell is wrong with your kids?"

OMG!! This is SO funny! (and true!)

Some people's children....

Hilariously inappropriate!

Seriously people.

True words