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Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

Thanks for pretending not to see me 👀🙈when I was pretending not to see you 👀🙈 in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have. Happens all the time.

No amount of alcohol makes 'Red Solo Cup' tolerable to listen to.

OMG I'm glad someone out there agrees with me! I want to stab my radio everytime I hear that stupid song. Toby Keith makes all white southerners look like inbred retards!

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

It's facebook. Not your diary.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

I can think of way too many prime examples of this. hahahah

Haha, reminds me of me and Hannah. Always giving people nicknames :]

Shoooot

Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

My dear 9 year old who often doesn't like to take the time to eat...(I don't get that either....)

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier

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