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Ha! Finally, a better comeback than "well, I just thought you'd feel more comfortable if I acted more like you." Or if I couldn't beat you, I thought it best to join you. Yay! Those are too close to "I'm rubber, you're glue...."

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I think the writers from "your e cards" must be secretly following me around, because their prose reflects my attitude, words & actions to a T!

Sadly, the neanderthals wouldn't understand if your words bit them on their arses!

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