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I'm crazy.

Funny Family Ecard: I am about to show you what happens when you mess with one of my kids. You should probably brace yourself, this is going to hurt.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

There's a crazy underground garage.

And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage. Haha I definitely know some people like this.

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

Hi Darling. Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

I can do darling. and I certainly do Crazy. Thanks for putting me in check : )

Absolutely!...And there will be consequences.  Maybe not immediate ones, but they will come!  I'll make sure of it!

I may look quiet and reserved but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy. (It is amazing how women who do not have kids do not realize what a women who does have them will do to protect them)

Right?  I can actually hear my son saying this to his sister....

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.and it works every time.

Daycare BS. You shouldn't have to work all week only to pay for childcare & have nothing left for other expenses like food, rent, etc. Some kind of national child care would be great!

Amen so true Daycare BS. You shouldn't have to work all week only to pay for childcare & have nothing left for other expenses like food, rent, etc. Some kind of national child care would be great!

I'll break your legs! That includes the older kids on the playground pushing Sophia down

Mess with my kid, and don't be surprised when I break out a whole new level of crazy on you that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place!FUNNY BUT OH SO TRUE

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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